What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
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