My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter?
He was shredding the floor.
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
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