Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
They're mouthbreathers.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
Did you hear about the guy who got a metal jaw replacement?
I think he just did it for a tin chin.
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
It's a running gag.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
I had a jaw-dropping experience.
Sadly, it was radium poisoning.
What makes your mouth sad?
A tongue depressor.
Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît.
What is red and not good for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
Tulip.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I really didn't mean to harm Monica.
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
How do you beat a robot in a fist fight
Socket in the jaw.
My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"
She said "I'm having a light snack."
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his food before it was cool.
I inshtalled my shelf wrong and it fell on top of me, breaking my jaw. Now I shound weird.
I guesh I only have myshelf to blame.
What does a drunkard's mouth and a shirt have in common?
They are both 100% cotton.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough.
You make me sick.
What is your mouth’s favorite exercise?
Burpees.
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