What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Your love will always be up to par.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I scored when I met you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You’re right up my alley.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I pitcher us together forever.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Owl always love you.
We are mint to be.
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