What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I always have a ball with you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
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