"I lava you."
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You octopi my thoughts.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
You make miso happy.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Your love will always be up to par.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I love you berry much.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
"Yoda one for me."
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I scored when I met you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
"I'm nuts about you."
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Owl always love you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Pugs and kisses.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
We are mint to be.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I like you sow much.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
I whale-y like you.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
We make a great pear
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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