Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I always have a souper time with you.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I get a real kick out of you.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I have bean thinking about you.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I always have a ball with you.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
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