I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
We are mint to be.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I love you deerly.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
We bee-long together.
I whale always love you.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Owl always love you.
I scored when I met you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You octopi my thoughts.
I get a real kick out of you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
You're one in a melon.
I love you berry much.
You make miso happy.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You met all of my koala-fications
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I have bean thinking about you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
We make a great pear
"I lava you."
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
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