"I lava you."
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Some bunny loves you.
I love you deerly.
I scored when I met you.
You’re right up my alley.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
"Yoda one for me."
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I cannoli be happy
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Your love will always be up to par.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
We are mint to be.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You octopi my thoughts.
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