Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
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