What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
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