While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"
I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
So my daughter is calling me all excited. I come by her room to her holding her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."
"I'm breathing underwater."
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
I'm taking indian cooking classes, because
I'm just so curryous about it.
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
If I put dull-tasting food in a bowl, will it have a bowlder taste?
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