A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.