My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
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