Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
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