"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
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