When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.