Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
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