Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I love when you coddle me.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Dublin over in laughter.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I’m feelin’ green.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
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