I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
You’re my lucky charm.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
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