St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I love when you coddle me.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
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