Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Irish I had better jokes.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
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