A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I love when you coddle me.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish I had better jokes.
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