You have me greening from ear to ear.
You’re my lucky charm.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Irish I had better jokes.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
I’m feelin’ green.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I love when you coddle me.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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