How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m feelin’ green.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I love when you coddle me.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Dublin over in laughter.
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