Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
I love when you coddle me.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
I’m feelin’ green.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Dublin over in laughter.
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