You have me greening from ear to ear.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I love when you coddle me.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Dublin over in laughter.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish I had better jokes.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
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