I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
I love when you coddle me.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Irish I had better jokes.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You’re my lucky charm.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m feelin’ green.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Dublin over in laughter.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
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