Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I’m feelin’ green.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I love when you coddle me.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Irish I had better jokes.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re my lucky charm.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
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