I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
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