What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
You’re my lucky charm.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish I had better jokes.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I love when you coddle me.
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