Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
What do we call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts!
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
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