Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
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