What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
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