Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
Orange you excited for Halloween?
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'
What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-Pie!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
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