What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Go to BabaMail
