A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
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