Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
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