Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
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