Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
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