I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
What would a self deprecating wardrobe say?
"I hate my-shelf"
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
Hymn and Hers.
A coworker said, "Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"
To which, I replied "I know! And it's not working!"
What did the Papa Blanket say to the Mama Blanket when the Baby Blanket was crying?
Comforter.
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