I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
Why does a lawyer tuck a suitcase into bed?
To rest his case
I started sleeping on the left side of the bed
It just doesn't feel right.
If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
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