A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
Nothing really mattress.
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
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