My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Don't even chai.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I like you a latte.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
I'm acorn-y person.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
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