What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I like you a latte.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
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