What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
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