Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
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