Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
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