I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
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