I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
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