I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
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