When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.
I think I strained my voice.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
Someone took all my straw
What a Hay-nous act!
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
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