I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man.
Someone took all my straw
What a Hay-nous act!
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
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