What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
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