Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
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