What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
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