When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
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