Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
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