Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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