Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.