I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.