I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
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