The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
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