What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
Ah! The element of surprise.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements... periodically.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
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