What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
Ah! The element of surprise.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, that was my fault.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
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