What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
It caused a title wave!
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
What is a car’s favourite band?
Van Halen.
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
did you hear the one about the sheep in car wreck?
it was baaad.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
How to tell a car it has gained weight?
‘You have got Fiat.’
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus
How is the submarine doing at school?
It's below c-level
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
How does a car begin telling you bad news?
‘I hate to brake it to you…’
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
What is a car’s favourite job?
Caretaker.
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
Who should drive home out of the two friends?
The one who is not tired.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
What did the Wife say to the Husband?
You are exhausting!
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
What are the benefits of city buses using green fuel? They’ll always be on thyme.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
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