Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
A Scholarship
What is a car’s favourite band?
Van Halen.
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