A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
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