Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
Which car does the Mensa student drive?
A Smart car.
Bus ticket inspectors: You’ve really got to hand it to them.
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
Why can't buses make friends? Because they only pick up strangers!
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
What is a car’s favourite colour?
Racing car green.
55. How do you tell a car you are supporting it?
‘We are routing for you!’
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
What is a car’s preferred TV program?
The Driving Dead.
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
What is a car’s favourite bug?
A beetle.
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
What are police cars made of?
Copper
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
They're subwoofers
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
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