What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
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