Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
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