What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
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