What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
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