What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
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