If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
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