What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
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