What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What is a red heads favorite drink?
Ginger Ale.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
I'm so Midwestern, it's in my blood
I'm type Ohp!-ositive
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
Why are blood physicians so rich?
Because blood cells.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?
Russle.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
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